Last night I watched
The Transformers: The Movie, which is different to Transformers, which I talked about
here. The Transformers: The Movie is the animated film released in 1986, and I picked it up a while ago from Tesco really cheaply, but only just got round to watching it. Well, I did try to watch it a few weeks ago, but the first couple of minutes turned me off. Let me explain.
This is probably one of the worst films I have ever seen.
I'll start with the visuals. The first thing you notice is the really low frame rate, which, when combined with the poor animation, makes it quite hard to tell what's actually happening on screen. There are some points in the movie when things look good, but these are few and far between and don't last long - the majority of the film looks terrible.
Next, the storyline is generic and dull, and quite hard to follow. Much like the recent live action movie, it feels like you're simply watching a series of big fights, with no real idea of what's going on. A lot of things happen that don't really make sense, and there's just a general feeling of confusion. Like when the Autobots suddenly make friends with the natives of the planet Junk and everyone starts dancing - it took me a moment there to figure out exactly what was happening. After a while I just stopped taking this movie seriously.
The script here is very poor, basically 85 minutes of bad one-liners. And the dialogue is so hard to make out that I couldn't understand what was being said much of the time. The voices were really quiet and heavily synthesised, which makes them sound kinda cool, but hard to decipher.
Also, I couldn't really tell the difference between the characters visually, or remember their names well. (As a side-note, the villain in this movie, Unicron, bears a huge resemblance to Galactus from the Silver Surfer)
However, I did actually really enjoy
the music in this movie. Throughout much of the film there's a cool, synthy, hard rock soundtrack pumping in the background (just about every cartoon from this era seemed to have this musical style - it's so awesome). Sometimes instrumental, and sometimes with lyrics, the music here is great. There's even a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic! In fact, I might get
the soundtrack because I enjoyed it so much.
I missed out on Transformers altogether as a kid, which may have affected my experience, but overall this movie is extremely bad. Yes, it was aimed primarily at kids, but can even they enjoy something as poor as this?
I do have to say though that I am now quite intrigued by the Transformers toy line. As a toy they are a really, really great concept, and I might actually look into getting my hands on some. I remember Beast Wars from when I was younger, but they weren't as cool, and were really complicated to transform, so didn't really work.
So, in conclusion, The Transformers: The Movie is not that great of an actual film at all, but it's kinda interesting, so you might wanna check it out anyway. And do excuse me as I go and search for some Dinobots on eBay...
Labels: film, music, reaction/review